Adam Johnston ♛
I'm Plastered
I'm Plastered
I got 99 problems, and they all bitches.
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No I got it. You’re disgusting.
That wasn’t even that bad. I could get disgusting if that’s a challenge. I think you might like that too much though.
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Uhm?
Eggs..? You get it? Balls are kinda shaped like eggs? Damn, tough crowd. Am I the only one with a sense of humor here?
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HAHAHA I laughed.
At least someone around here has a good sense of humor. I can’t help it I’m a sick fuck.
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You’re a sick little fuck, man.
You thought just because it’s Easter I would throw out pick up lines? I see it as an opportunity. What can I say?
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Happy Easter! Someone wanna help me find my eggs? ;)
I’m sure the odd, gorgeous girl in a bikini makes up for it.
I don’t remember you asking nicely with a please and everything.
Well I haven’t seen you by the pool in your bikini so..
Oh, I must have forgotten that. Anabelle, would you please oh please give me a back rub please with a cherry, whip cream and sprinkles on top? How is that?
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All I need is Nutella and I have some.
What a coincidence I love Nutella, see we are a match.
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I think I’ll pass. I don’t think I really need practice.
What if next time someone drowns you forget? You’ll be wishing we practiced together. If you don’t use it you lose it you know. I wouldn’t want you to regret not doing it.
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Holy man, those people need to get their shit together and learn how to swim.
It looks like you have a lot of other offers.
Okay, maybe I was exaggerating a bit but still. Do you know the torture I go through? I’m practically blinded everyday by fat men in speedos. And I disagree, I don’t think I do. But if you were offering, I’d be a lot happier.
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